Please enjoy this brilliant poem done by well loved and known children’s book author Edward Gorey. This can be put in the category of my creepy sense of humour which also holds a great deal of dead baby jokes. Now lets pretend that I did not spend a good hour trying to memorize this so that I may recite it at terribly awkward/inappropriate times.
The Ghastly Crumb Tinies: By Edward Gorey A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clair who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech. G is for George, smothered under a rug. H is for Hector, done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in the lake. J is for James who took lye, by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Nevil who died of ennui. O is for Olive, run through with an awl. P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quinton who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titas who blew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor, squashed under a train. W is for Winie, embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes, devoured by mice. Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in. Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin. Believe it or not we were reminded of this nice series that includes pictures, by the recent children’s book I bought, The Dangerous Alphabet, done by Neil Gaiman and Gris Grimly which was beautifully illustrated to include many disturbing scenes filled with dastardly things. Though because the river they are boating through includes a dead and decomposing broken dog, I might just hold off on the age appropriateness of 5 years and delay giving it to my niece and nephew. Though to balance the dog one of the first pictures involves men in trench coats luring the kids with candy then proceeding to toss children into burlap sacks and go sell them in the child slave market does make me want to educate my sisters offspring faster on such dangers. Now to convince my sister of their true educational value…
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Here is where some of my list making has come through in a more creative way. Since we are on the topic of my life and currently are flipping through the time in my life that was highly pussyfilled(Oh yes I said it). Then I figured I would toss this up. From the time I was 17 to 21 I kinda ended up turning my place into an unofficial animal shelter until I found each one a home. At max I had four cats, for a week and a half, when I was taking care of a friends from out of town and then hit a high when Pooky had her batch of kittens, that increased the number I had to five(three kittens) until some were old enough to be given away. Right now, and for the last four or so years I have had two, Pooky and Scaredy cat. I did up these doodles as a way to put my memories in material form. Sadly its also littered with my terrible writing and I obviously still need a scanner. O.O'''' Hope this lightens up my My Life posts, I promise the next parts are pretty sweet. I decided to finally go through the trouble of posting a bit of my doodles ^,^ I couldnt scan them, so just whipped out my camera for now. They are just glimpses of the drawings I do. My little comp cant handle uploading so I had to even use the university computers. D: It will at least give you an idea of different styles and feels that I have been playing with. Hope you like them. Also they are totally NSFW, sorry that I couldnt figure out how to make the whole thing smaller. ^^' |
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